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Vampire Pee in Snow Cartoon

Red Snow

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Vampire Pee in Snow Cartoon

Well, it makes sense, doesn’t it? What goes in, must come out, and in the case of a vampire, it’s going to be crimson colored.

Fix Anything with Duct Tape

Fix Anything

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Fix Anything with Duct Tape

It’s not easy being a zombie. If you ever find yourself part of the walking dead, make sure to shamble to the closest Home Depot and stock up on the essentials. Personally, when it comes to duct tape, I’m a big fan of Gorilla Tape which I’ve used to fix a swamp cooler and cat proof a kitchen. Unfortunately, the stuff takes paint right off the walls.

Vampire Burnt by Sunlight

Vampire Moms

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Vampire Burnt by Sunlight

Even undead moms are still full of advice! Its good advice, too, if you are a young vampire child who wants nothing more than to run outside at high noon and rock on the teeter totter with the other children. Sorry, Vlady, it don’t work that way! Listen to your vampire mom, she’s been around the castle a few times.

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