From Camp Crystal Lake. Jason has prepared a special card for you. Click here to see his handiwork. Sadly, Christmas will never be the same.
Four leaf clovers, three horned cows, two headed sheep — there are many strange and unusual phenomena in nature. But perhaps none more rare that which has been depicted in today’s cartoon.
Today’s cartoon: Star Wars as you never wished to see it. Click here, but remember you’ve been warned.
And metalheads too. Your most deadly threat comes not from religious authorities, but from the danger right beneath your feet. Click here to witness true horror.
Living, breathing, free-thinking humans: zombies are tired of your ableism and life privilege. Enough is enough. Cancellation is in order. View today’s cartoon to find out more.