Vampires may be bloodthirsty but they are also hopelessly romantic. Case in point — this frisky fellow with his heart shaped coffin made for two. Ample, um, “sleeping quarters” are also equipped with an 8k flatscreen, stereophonic sound, and chilled champagne (tinted with just the right amount of blood to create a perfect pink). What vampiress could resist the invitation of this undead Casanova?
Happens to everyone. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I Scream, You Scream
We all scream for frozen brains and ice cream. Generally brains are a dish best served warm (better color, more jiggle), but nothing beats this old timey classic.
Delicious Zombie Desserts
I figured I should draw something romantic for Valentine’s Day, and what’s more romantic than two zombies slurping frozen brains right out of the skull together? Brain freeze is always a danger when eating icy treats, but don’t worry about the love of these two surviving — it’s not like death can do them part.
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