Vampires may be bloodthirsty but they are also hopelessly romantic. Case in point — this frisky fellow with his heart shaped coffin made for two. Ample, um, “sleeping quarters” are also equipped with an 8k flatscreen, stereophonic sound, and chilled champagne (tinted with just the right amount of blood to create a perfect pink). What vampiress could resist the invitation of this undead Casanova?
Just like the Odyssey, but with serial killers and furries.
WHEN THE KILLER’S AWAY, THE COUNSELORS WILL PLAY
A lot can change in 10 years. Skinny dipping Suitors are now everywhere and the cafeteria has been turned into a meth lab. Jason hasn’t cleaned up Camp Crystal Lake since 2009 and the Millennials have moved in with their 21st century drugs and Comic-Con inspired sex practices. What are the film producers waiting for? Spin up that 13th movie already, it’s time for camp cleanup.
CAMP CRYSTAL METH
This whole cartoon began around that high brow idea for a caption. Crazy-eyed meth heads were going to be chasing Jason through the forest instead of the other way around. And then bong smoking furries with duck flippers showed up and the whole cartoon pivoted on its heels. That’s how these things work sometimes.
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