Along with all of your snacks, furniture, and comic books. At least the victim in this cartoon made a noble effort to get rid of the alien attacker by… um… using his remote control? Sorry, dude, you can’t just turn off a blob attack like a bad horror sequel on Netflix — should have kept a flamethrower under that purple couch.
Now before some of you go accusing me of “fat shaming” people that lay around on the couch eating pizza and popcorn all the time, let me point out:
1) the guy ain’t all that fat (he’s only a blob in the evenings and that gut tucks in real well with a belt).
2) it’s a self portrait.
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A lot can change in 10 years. Skinny dipping Suitors are now everywhere and the cafeteria has been turned into a meth lab. Jason hasn’t cleaned up Camp Crystal Lake since 2009 and the Millennials have moved in with their 21st century drugs and Comic-Con inspired sex practices. What are the film producers waiting for? Spin up that 13th movie already, it’s time for camp cleanup.
CAMP CRYSTAL METH
This whole cartoon began around that high brow idea for a caption. Crazy-eyed meth heads were going to be chasing Jason through the forest instead of the other way around. And then bong smoking furries with duck flippers showed up and the whole cartoon pivoted on its heels. That’s how these things work sometimes.
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Now you know the truth. You may have suspected you were drinking Leprechaun pee all along, but did you realize that green beer first starts out as real beer? That’s where the term microbrewery comes from. As with most things Leprechaun, the wee people get the last laugh on this matter.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY
The day St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland? Actually, it’s the day he drove the druids out. One could make the argument that St. Patrick’s Day is a celebration of religious intolerance, but like so many holidays, the day is what you make it. Just please make sure you make it home from the Irish pub without driving drunk. Cheers!
See you next week for more horror comedy cartoons from Grinsane!