And happy horrordays, all that good stuff. Things have quieted down quite a bit at Camp Crystal Lake now that winter has set in and the campers have returned home, but there is still the occasional ice fisher or snow mobile rider (or Santa Claus) to keep Jason’s blood simmering at a low boil. Thanks for reading Grinsane – see you next year!
Posts tagged holiday
Happy Thanksgiving (from Texas)
Happy Thanksgiving! There are many Thanksgiving traditions, but none quite as revered as the slicing of the turkey. Traditionally this duty belongs to the patriarch, who has generally done nothing in the kitchen that day but suddenly emerges as the only one capable of this profound act of dexterity, thereby reaping an undeserved degree of credit for the meal while his beleaguered wife pours herself a fourth glass of wine and topples from exhaustion. But in the Sawyer Family the responsibility of cutting up the bird is granted to the youngest child, Leatherface, who does such a superb job rendering the meal into bite size bits that no one would dare challenge him. And mmmmmmmm, nothing really seasons a bird like fresh chainsaw oil.
Happy New Years!
Increased Market Scare
They say the only way a business survives is through expansion, and a horror movie franchise is certainly a business. Although there are a couple of killer Santas known to pop up around Christmas, no one pays them much attention except on late night cable. If they have a gripe with this cartoon they can take it up with Michael.
A couple thoughts on that kill chart in the comic — although Jason Voorhees currently leads over Michael Myers in horror movie carnage, there are currently two Halloween movies slated to be released in 2020 and 2021 while the Friday the 13th franchise is still tied up in legal limbo (the last Friday the 13th movie was in 2008). So look for Michael’s body count to surpass Jason’s in the next couple of years!
Oldy von Moldy
This wraps up Season 2 of Grinsane! (this webcomic was established on January 1, 2018). Thanks for reading — I appreciate your eyeballs, comments, and shares. Thoughts on Season 3 (as well as the first comic of the new year) are coming next week, so stay tuned!
Silence of the Turkey
Happy Thanksgiving from Grinsane!
Dinner with all the fixins
Cooking an entire turkey is a lot of work, especially a human turkey like the one Hannibal is about to load into the oven. Not only does it take the entire day to cook a beast like this, but you can’t just pop down to the supermarket and buy one out of the freezer.
Sadly, Hannibal will be dining alone this year, which is better than dining in prison. Don’t worry though – the extra food won’t go to waste. He’ll make sure to pass the leftovers along to a local doctors’ charity.
Thanks for Reading!
I appreciate your reading this comic, those of you who still visit websites for your cartoons. Enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner and don’t forget the chianti!
The Day After
Finally, a place to go for your after Halloween needs.
A lot of bad stuff can happen on Halloween, both to your house and your body. For the first one, you just have to put in some elbow grease with the Grinsane TPRT (Toilet Paper Removal Tool – available soon at Home Depot), but for the second, finally there is a service to meet your needs…
Those ginormous warehouse Halloween stores have finally realized there isn’t just a Halloween market, there’s a Halloween after-market. Now you can get sugar detox, exorcism, and Plan B all in one convenient location. A free bag of fresh healthy carrots with every purchase. Look for coupons in your local mailer or ask the goth girl at the counter about bundle pricing.
DAY OF THE DEAD
Happy Day After Halloween! Hope you had a fun one (and a safer one than the people in this cartoon). Thanks for reading.