Finally, a place to go for your after Halloween needs.
A lot of bad stuff can happen on Halloween, both to your house and your body. For the first one, you just have to put in some elbow grease with the Grinsane TPRT (Toilet Paper Removal Tool – available soon at Home Depot), but for the second, finally there is a service to meet your needs…
Those ginormous warehouse Halloween stores have finally realized there isn’t just a Halloween market, there’s a Halloween after-market. Now you can get sugar detox, exorcism, and Plan B all in one convenient location. A free bag of fresh healthy carrots with every purchase. Look for coupons in your local mailer or ask the goth girl at the counter about bundle pricing.
DAY OF THE DEAD
Happy Day After Halloween! Hope you had a fun one (and a safer one than the people in this cartoon). Thanks for reading.