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Kill Born

Kill Born published on April 28, 2022 Read more posts by the author of Kill Born, svatos No Comments on Kill Born

This uncomfortable procedure is also known as a Reverse C-Section or sometimes an F-Section or Fred Section. Fortunately there are no documented instances of this procedure ever taking place in hospitals that exist outside of the world of cartoon nightmares.

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Caeser Salad Section

Originally this cartoon was going to be the Birth of Freddy Junior with joyful father Freddy proudly observing behind glass but I threw out the bathwater on that concept and just kept the baby. I also tried some other options with the umbilical cord but there were too many entanglements with Freddy severing his own nutrient tube. Although this cartoon isn’t canon it seem like a plausible nightmare scenario in any of the previous movies (or future ones?) The original movie had alternate endings so maybe alternate beginnings are in order, too.

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Tags 80s horror, a nightmare on elm street, c-section, caesarian, child birth, classic horror movies, classic horror villain, doctor, dreams, freddy krueger, horror movies, hospital, nightmares, nurse, pregnancy

Babyscan

Babyscan published on January 24, 2020 Read more posts by the author of Babyscan, svatos No Comments on Babyscan

But is it a boy or a girl?

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The Ultimate Ultrasound

High definition color, instead of lame black and white. Finally parents can see what’s really baking in the oven. Of course, sometimes low rez is better…

The Man Behind the Mask

One needs to be careful at Halloween parties where the veil between worlds is thin. Sometimes a mask isn’t a mask at all and you only realize you were hanging out with a true goat devil a few months later. Well, not to worry too much, there are definitely benefits to having a devil baby — the child should do excellent in Latin and excel at all flying sports.

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Tags babies, baby, baby scan, babyscan, childbirth, children, devil baby, doctor, high resolution, high tech, hospital, nurse, pregnancy, pregnant, technology

The Day After

The Day After published on November 1, 2019 Read more posts by the author of The Day After, svatos No Comments on The Day After

Finally, a place to go for your after Halloween needs.

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Halloween Hangover

A lot of bad stuff can happen on Halloween, both to your house and your body. For the first one, you just have to put in some elbow grease with the Grinsane TPRT (Toilet Paper Removal Tool – available soon at Home Depot), but for the second, finally there is a service to meet your needs…

Those ginormous warehouse Halloween stores have finally realized there isn’t just a Halloween market, there’s a Halloween after-market. Now you can get sugar detox, exorcism, and Plan B all in one convenient location. A free bag of fresh healthy carrots with every purchase. Look for coupons in your local mailer or ask the goth girl at the counter about bundle pricing.

DAY OF THE DEAD

Happy Day After Halloween! Hope you had a fun one (and a safer one than the people in this cartoon). Thanks for reading.

Tags barf, bee, clown, costume, day after, day after halloween, demonic possession, devil, exorcism, halloween, holiday, home depot parody, pregnancy, spirit halloween parody, super hero, zombie

Caeser Salad Section

The Ultimate Ultrasound

The Man Behind the Mask

Halloween Hangover

DAY OF THE DEAD

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