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Apparently they won’t let Freddy Krueger speak at “the other conference”, so he had to form his own — FRED Talks. No idea what the acronym FRED stands for, but you can posit a guess in the comments below. If you’ve seen the A Nightmare on Elm Street movies, you know that Freddy is never lacking for something to say, so he has no problem spinning up new expletive-laden presentations full of creepy ideas and bad puns. This differs markedly from many of his 80s horror movie colleagues who have remained deadly silent over the years, keeping their motivations and methods to themselves. Selfish bastards.

FRED TALKS 2020

Just a few items from the upcoming schedule:

Manufacturing Your Own Razor Gloves
How to Turn a Pretty Boy Into a Waterbed
Jungian Symbols in Your Nightmares
Dreaming of Waterfalls, Or Why Did I Pee The Bed?

Thanks for reading!