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Witch Work

Witch Work published on October 31, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Witch Work, svatos No Comments on Witch Work

Happy Halloween from Grinsane!

SOMEONE HAS TO WORK THE HOLIDAYS

So that the rest of us can enjoy them. Actually, these four sisters rather delight in their work, so don’t feel too sorry for them as they fly away with your children and turn your neighbors into frogs.

But witches aren’t evil

Not all, but some of them are, who can deny that? We’ve all known one or two. And in the Grinsane Comics Universe, evil witches outnumber good ones by about 19 to 1. Be glad you’re not a cartoon!

Dress for Success

In other words, bundle up. Nationwide this is supposed to be one of the coldest Halloweens on record (cold as a witches…) Make sure to put your gloves on before flying your broom into the stratosphere.

Thanks for reading!

Tags black magic, broom, evil, halloween, holiday, mayhem, october 31, sacrifice, trick or treat, witch, witchcraft, witches

Candysaurus Rex

Candysaurus Rex published on October 25, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Candysaurus Rex, svatos No Comments on Candysaurus Rex

Never too old!

Dinosaurs Love M&Ms

And just about anything else edible. They even like the raisins and apples that little old ladies are said to give out on Halloween (does this still happen?) They also like little old ladies, little old men, young men, children, cows, elephants… nom nom, you get the picture.

We’re less than a week away from Halloween. See you on the big day for another Grinsane holiday cartoon!

Tags batman, candy, costume, grandma, halloween, holiday, little old lady, monster, old lady, t-rex, trick or treat, trick or treating, tyrannosaurus rex

Sugar Shakedown

Sugar Shakedown published on October 18, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Sugar Shakedown, svatos No Comments on Sugar Shakedown

And none of that cheap stuff, either…

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HALLOWEEN EXTORTION

Tough neighborhood! We’ve lived in places where no one knocks on the door, but the last two years we’ve averaged about 60 dollars in Halloween candy costs. Who’s driving this racket, the supermarkets or the children, it’s hard to tell, but they are definitely working in tandem. And don’t even think about not having the goods when October 31 rolls around. Just pay up and nobody gets hurt.

Of course, the real challenge is not to eat all the candy yourself before the children arrive, especially now that Oreo is making a candy bar (WTF, Oreo?) I got into a bag of those last night and could almost see the blub growing on my fingers as I reached into the bag.

Thanks for reading! Check back next week for more Halloween horror.

Tags children, full size snickers, gangster, ghost, halloween, halloween candy, holiday, home owner, tradition

Sentimental Spawn

Sentimental Spawn published on May 10, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Sentimental Spawn, svatos No Comments on Sentimental Spawn

Happy Mother’s Day!

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HOST MOTHERS ARE MOTHERS TOO

It’s always easy to overlook the hard work of our mothers who brought us into this world and dealt with the countless horrors of raising us (mucus, diapers, children’s television programming). But no mother is more neglected in this regard than the host mothers who endure the pains of pregnancy only to realize later they have given birth to aliens, Children of the Damned, and occasionally, the Anti-Christ himself.

ROSEMARY REMEMBERED

This Mother’s Day, take a [brief] pause from celebrating your own mother and raise your jeweled chalice to the forgotten horror moms who have done so much to bring forth the Apocalypse, both alien and demonic. Host mothers, your hard work is appreciated!

Tags alien, aliens, antichrist, children, children of the damned, classic horror, classic horror movies, damien, devil child, holiday, horror, mom, moms, motherhood, mothers, mothers day, movie parody, omen, ovomorph, science fiction, the omen, village of the damned, xenomorph

Peep Show

Peep Show published on April 19, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Peep Show, svatos No Comments on Peep Show

Something, um, sexy for Easter. Have a good one!

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EASTER CHICKS AND BLUE BUNNIES

Easter Day. It’s a sordid scene once the colored eggs have been delivered and the baskets filled. That’s when the cottontails hop down to the pink light district to decompress after a hard day’s work. Make it rain, marshmallow chicks.

IT AIN’T JUST ABOUT RESURRECTION AND CANDY

It’s about reproduction. Spring. Bunny libido. Two wasps are humping outside my window right now. Our metamorphosed modern holidays have more ingredients than an Easter basket.

See you next week for another weird comic from Grinsane!

Tags alt, bizarre, candy, easter, food, holiday, pagan, peeps, sexy, strange, twisted, weird

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SOMEONE HAS TO WORK THE HOLIDAYS

But witches aren’t evil

Dress for Success

Dinosaurs Love M&Ms

HALLOWEEN EXTORTION

HOST MOTHERS ARE MOTHERS TOO

ROSEMARY REMEMBERED

EASTER CHICKS AND BLUE BUNNIES

IT AIN’T JUST ABOUT RESURRECTION AND CANDY

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