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Skeleton Army Necromancer Cartoon

Skeleton Army

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Skeleton Army Necromancer Cartoon

They complain, they lose things (often their own body parts), and needless to say they have certain physical disadvantages (no muscles, no flesh… need I go on?). Having your own skeleton army may be hip if you are a necromancer and it’s hard to imagine a haunted castle without them, but they really are quite a pain to manage and probably more trouble than they are worth.

Necromancy Ain’t Easy

You sleep with the dead, smell like a rotten fish, and spend your days searching cemeteries for obscure spell components. And what do you get for your troubles? A gaggle of brainless boneheads barely capable of lifting their swords much less using them. Good luck acquiring new territory, wiping out rival wizards, or even mounting a proper defense of your evil forest with these substandard servants. Pro tip: befriend a dragon. Much sexier and infinitely more powerful (assuming you aren’t incinerated on first contact).

Halloween Witches at Work

Witch Work

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Halloween Witches at Work

Happy Halloween from Grinsane!

Lucyfer Rising Lucy Peanuts Joke Cartoon

Hot Peanuts

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Lucyfer Rising Lucy Peanuts Joke Cartoon

I always knew Lucy was a demon. Getting the words right is very important when invoking demons from ancient tomes and scrolls.

Devil Goat Cartoon

Devil Goat

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Devil Goat Cartoon

Delicious! There’s nothing a pet devil goat enjoys more than devouring an entire library of black magic spellbooks.

sister build snowman cartoon

Frosted

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sister build snowman cartoon

Do you want to build a snowman? Who can forget the plaintive song of that dewy eyed girl in that weird movie about two creepy sisters who live in a frozen palace in the snowy north. After being initially spurned, the older sister finally does make an abominable snowman with her younger sibling. It’s a classic moment that melts even the coldest of hearts…

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