Don’t think it’s all fun and games down there for the Lord of Darkness – hell is completely infested with goblins!
Now just because I drew these goblins all cute, that doesn’t mean you should try and summon one. They aren’t hedgehogs, you know. They don’t respond well to cages, fly swatters, or directions of any kind. Goblins are malicious, evil creatures that live to cause mayhem. And they love to crap in boots.
About the only way to kill a goblin is with a lucky strike from a golf club, and even then, there are always at least 200 more imps waiting in the wings to avenge their fallen comrade. Kind of like wasps, but with maniacal giggles. The best advice to avoid goblin problems? Stay out of hell!
How do you do that? Well, don’t be evil, duh. I mean, really evil. Like, don’t become a televangelist or a politician or create little Facebook apps for the Russians. Better yet, choose a religion that won’t boil you in a lake of fire while goblins crap in your footwear. I recommend Norse paganism, although you’ll still probably get torched in the Ragnarok.
Another week of Grinsane down the drain! Check back next Tuesday for more diabolical horror comedy comics and cartoons. Entertaining stuffnits are coming your way. Easter is right around the corner and I’m sharpening my pencil…