The Coronavirus comes to Camp Crystal Lake
Someone has to put the kabosh on toilet paper hoarding.
Camp outhouses are generally disgusting places and this situation is made only worse when someone rips off the toilet paper. Even though Jason is generally content to crap in the woods and use a handful of leaves for hygiene, his ingrained sense of justice does not allow him to tolerate people running off with the community ass wiping products. If only he could be deployed to local Wal-Mart to organize the situation there.
Thanks for reading, and try to stay healthy!