High definition color, instead of lame black and white. Finally parents can see what’s really baking in the oven. Of course, sometimes low rez is better…
The Man Behind the Mask
One needs to be careful at Halloween parties where the veil between worlds is thin. Sometimes a mask isn’t a mask at all and you only realize you were hanging out with a true goat devil a few months later. Well, not to worry too much, there are definitely benefits to having a devil baby — the child should do excellent in Latin and excel at all flying sports.
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Before supersonic bat travel, the only way for a New World vampire to visit relatives in Transylvania was by coffin over stormy seas. But now with Vampire Airlines, visiting the Old World is now only a short red eye flight away (daytime travel is shunned, for obvious reasons).
Beverage Service, Movies, and More
Vampire Airlines provides all the amenities you would expect from a first class carrier. All flights come with unlimited Bloody Marys (prepared with real Mary) and in-flight vampire movies. What are you waiting for – go visit Grandpa and Grandma Nosferatu in the Old Country today!
Who actually asked for these things to exist? Which company paid off which politicians to put homicidal robots in the skies and on the roads? What are all those truckers going to do when their jobs are replaced by toasters? Do you really need a cheap plastic shower squeegee from Amazon to be delivered by a drone? If robots are saving us labor, why are we all still working so hard? Do you actually want HAL taking control of your broomstick? Why does anything touched by Elon Musk always seem to explode?
Personally, I don’t want any robot putting its plastic hands on my broomstick. On the other hand, the way people drive nowadays sometimes I wish there was a competent robot at the wheel instead.
It seemed like a good idea at the time. The perfect solution to keep the cat from eating the wildlife outside or becoming completely bored in the house. Unfortunately, the thrilling reality of the virtual world had real world consequences. Maybe Kitty VR 2.0 will work a little better.
Hide Your Sweater
It’s been a while since I produced a four panel cartoon and I also a cat cartoon so I attacked with both paws this week. I actually drew six panels for this cartoon but didn’t have time to colorize and figure the out a new layout scheme. So, expect to see the “extended destruction version” down the road. In the meantime, visit Grinsane on Instagram and see how lovely this comic looks as independent slides.
Fail a third time… expect a visit from the Blade Runner!
Obviously I’m a fan of the original Blade Runner, and I thought the new film was quite excellent as well. Honestly, I’m not even sure what the sequel was about, since I was so lost in the visuals, which I loved. Trying to cartoon some of those was a bit of a challenge for me. If you recognized my version of Rachael, I’m thrilled. If not, well, I hope the red-eyed owl clued you in.
I heard some griping about the new movie, mostly from people complaining it was too long. Too long, what, an extra 45 minutes longer than your average movie? Seriously, how many people let 45 minutes drift by like clouds on a summer day just scrolling through Facebook or checking sports scores? It makes a good case for the superiority of robots, frankly. Robots have no problem sitting still during long movies, they just can’t figure out the difference between cars and trees.
Personal true story about Blade Runner – I saw the original movie in the theater (the one with the tacky film noir voice over) when I was 12 years old. My mother took me and a bunch of other kids down to the theater and got us in. No idea where she went after that (probably to watch An Officer and a Gentleman at another theater). I think she thought she was dropping us off at a Star Wars sequel. Ooops!
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