ABBY NORMAL

Accounts vary on where Frankenstein’s brain came from, but one thing is certain — the original owner must have been kinky. That’s the only way to rationally explain the Monster’s maniacal desire to deliver wedgies (and worse) around the castle. Unfortunately, these scenes are only present in early drafts of the novel and various fleshy film adaptions. You’ll have to trust me here, or search for them in the dark corners of the internet.

It’s all good though since “Frankenstein’s” green girlfriend has a few wires crossed too. As one of my screenwriting professors used to say, love is the only thing in literature that needs no explanation (although I never quite believed it).

VALLOWEEN: MAKING VALENTINES DAY GREAT AGAIN

Grinsane wishes all of its readers (10?) a wonderful Valloween. That’s Valentines Day + Halloween for those you with a question mark floating cartoonishly over your head. The holiday is so much more interesting that way, no? Celebrate the day by snuggling in with your honey and eating chocolate and watching a horror movie, perhaps. And for those still flying solo, remember the wisdom of Frankenstein – if you can’t find a significant other, have one made in the laboratory to your liking.

Thanks for the visit and check back next week for more horror comedy comics from Grinsane!