While most of us are trying to lose weight, others are trying to gain it.
SERVICE WITH A SMILE
The Grim Reaper has never been able to put on the pounds. Food passes right through him, dropping through the bottom of his jaw before bouncing off his ribs and landing unceremoniously on the ground. Wine splatters off his ribs and stains his pelvic bones before watering the earth. What he wouldn’t give to hang a bit of flesh on those bleached bones. Fortunately, he never loses his composure — always smiling, he is the epitome of professionalism, never failing to complete the job sooner or later.