They refuse to fix the sheets in the coffin when they wake up, too.
Transforming into a bat is fraught with many dangers.
No one wants to be buried alive, but if you are… try to have a pack of smokes and a good book with you. It’s all about attitude, you know. To paraphrase Conan the Barbarian: “The grave is a great place to catch up on reading.”
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die…