Transforming into a bat is fraught with many dangers.
No one wants to be buried alive, but if you are… try to have a pack of smokes and a good book with you. It’s all about attitude, you know. To paraphrase Conan the Barbarian: “The grave is a great place to catch up on reading.”
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die…
Well, it makes sense, doesn’t it? What goes in, must come out, and in the case of a vampire, it’s going to be crimson colored.
They say let sleeping dogs lie, but what about sleeping bats? Let them hang?