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White Goth

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white goth comic cartoon

Like an exotic butterfly or rare orchid, the mysterious white goth is rarely seen in the wild. Only a few intrepid explorers have set their eyes on white goths — and even fewer have lived to tell the tale. Some might argue that Lady Gaga is actually a white goth, but Lady Gaga only employs white goth mimicry to sell albums and concert tickets. True white goths are only found creeping around decrepit mausoleums deep the haunted forests of Eastern Europe or slinking out of the restrooms at a Kentucky Vampires concert. Unfortunately, rampant collection by goth hunters as well as prejudice from traditional black-attired goths have driven these inverted maidens of counter darkness into almost complete obscurity. If you do happen to see a white goth, please be respectful and appreciate the moment without flash photography or butterfly nets.

Elephantasy Elephant Dream Cartoon


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Elephantasy Elephant Dream Cartoon

Do Androids dream of electric sheep? Do elephants dream of smooshing “big game” hunters with nothing better to do than kill for pleasure the world’s remaining wildlife?

Fair Game

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Many people have mixed feelings about hunting, but managed properly, it can actually be good for the environment. There are way too many people on this planet!

Alien University Probing Cartoon

Probing 101

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Alien University Probing Cartoon

The ET finger, not just for healing.

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