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Skeleton Army Necromancer Cartoon

Skeleton Army

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Skeleton Army Necromancer Cartoon

They complain, they lose things (often their own body parts), and needless to say they have certain physical disadvantages (no muscles, no flesh… need I go on?). Having your own skeleton army may be hip if you are a necromancer and it’s hard to imagine a haunted castle without them, but they really are quite a pain to manage and probably more trouble than they are worth.

Necromancy Ain’t Easy

You sleep with the dead, smell like a rotten fish, and spend your days searching cemeteries for obscure spell components. And what do you get for your troubles? A gaggle of brainless boneheads barely capable of lifting their swords much less using them. Good luck acquiring new territory, wiping out rival wizards, or even mounting a proper defense of your evil forest with these substandard servants. Pro tip: befriend a dragon. Much sexier and infinitely more powerful (assuming you aren’t incinerated on first contact).

The Texas Weed Eater Massacre

The Texas Weedeater Massacre

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The Texas Weed Eater Massacre

It’s always important to have a backup.

Minotaur Book of Mazes Cartoon

Downtime

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Minotaur Book of Mazes Cartoon

Waiting in the bullpen.

American Psycho Cat Cartoon

American Psychat

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American Psycho Cat Cartoon

There is an idea of a Felix Catman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my feline gaze and you can shake my paw and feel claws gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Mother's Day Host Mother Horror

Sentimental Spawn

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Mother's Day Host Mother Horror

Happy Mother’s Day!

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