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Felinus Maleficarum

Felinus Maleficarum published on July 26, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Felinus Maleficarum, svatos No Comments on Felinus Maleficarum

No one ever accused cats of being sentimental.

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WHEN THE WITCH HAMMER STRIKES…

The food bowl goes empty. But don’t worry, this is actually a pretty unusual scenario – back in the Middle Ages, a cat like that would just be thrown in the fire with the witch.

Grim? Yes, but unfortunately stuff like this actually happened. Makes me happy to live in a society today where religious superstition is a thing of the past. Oh, wait…

Thanks for reading! See you next week for more strange comics. Shark Week is just around the corner, so expect some oceanic horror to swim your way in the near future.

Tags black cat, cat, church, familiar, religion, witch, witch burning, witch finder, witch hammer, witch hunter, witch's familiar, witches

Infernal Fashion Infraction

Infernal Fashion Infraction published on May 17, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Infernal Fashion Infraction, svatos No Comments on Infernal Fashion Infraction

No doubt he’s getting the blood stains removed.

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BAPHOMET’S BATHROBE

It’s important to look snazzy for the sacrifice but not all robes are stitched the same. Don’t think you can just grab any old thing from the closet if you are running late to summon Lucyfer. All religions, big and small and good and evil, take their costumes seriously, so make sure to keep your godly garb fresh and fluffed. There is nothing that displeases supernatural beings more than dress code violations. Remember, if it wasn’t for funky robes and groovy hats, a lot of these religions wouldn’t even exist!

Tags cult, demon, dress, dress code, invocation, religion, ritual, sacrifice

Allergy Test

Allergy Test published on February 26, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Allergy Test, svatos No Comments on Allergy Test

For some, even getting close to a church results in a terrible rash.

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HEAVY METAL POISONING

Do you break into a cold sweat or does your face swell up like balloon when entering a house of worship? Then perhaps you have undiagnosed allergies that you should be concerned about. For years I struggled with an overriding desire to vomit when exposed to religious mumbo jumbo, but now I just take a Benadryl and it puts me right to sleep. Works great on airplanes, at the bus stop, or visiting religious family members. Amen!

Thanks for reading. Check back next week for more horror comedy cartoons from Grinsane.

Tags allergies, black metal, christianity, doctor, holy bible, laboratory, medical, metalhead, religion

Respect Your Elders

Respect Your Elders published on February 8, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Respect Your Elders, svatos No Comments on Respect Your Elders

Elder Gods, that is.

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CHILDREN IN CTHURCH

I think there may have been a Family Circus cartoon along these lines once, but it didn’t contain human sacrifice, near nudity, and tentacles. Consider this an alt comix upgrade!

In my experience, children don’t really dig church, I know I sure didn’t. Something about having to sit still for more than five minutes. I’m assuming whatever your religion — Christian, Lucyferian, or Cult of Cthulhu — the situation is the same.

DO YOU READ H.P. LOVECRAFT?

Then you should be able to identify the Elder Gods depicted in the stained glass. Don’t bother trying to decipher the weird symbols, I just squiggled those out.

Thanks for reading! Check back next week for another horror comedy cartoon. Valentines Day is approaching fast, so get ready for romance…

Tags azathoth, children, church, cthulhu, cult, cult of cthulhu, elder gods, evil priest, human sacrifice, lovecraft, religion, stained glass, temple, tentacles

Turkey Stuffing

Turkey Stuffing published on November 22, 2018 Read more posts by the author of Turkey Stuffing, svatos No Comments on Turkey Stuffing

Happy Thanksgiving from Grinsane!

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EVERYONE LOVES TURKEY

Our cats go nuts when they hear, see, or smell a bird of any kind. No way would I make the foolish mistake this family made by leaving their steaming bird out on the kitchen counter to cool. Consider this a public service announcement for your Thanksgiving holiday (assuming you live in the US and celebrate by cooking a giant bird with bread up its behind).

Thank you for reading. See you next week for another horror comedy cartoon from Grinsane!

Tags cat, cats, evil cat, food, holiday, pets, prayer, religion, thanksgiving, weird

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