Tips for High Score Sacrifice

Don’t just drop the robe, let it slide sensuously from your shoulders. Confront the beast with confidence. Stare it in the eyes, if it has eyes, otherwise focus on the most central tentacle to orient yourself. A simple dive is plenty, but a flip or two doesn’t hurt if you can pull them off. Arch the back slightly on your descent. Aim for the middle of the swarming tentacles. Proper sacrifice form doesn’t have to be Olympic caliber (but it’s pretty nice when it is).

This cult has had so many problems, it’s nice when things go right for a change. Finally things are starting to look down for them.

Tentacles Take Time

It’s been a while since I did a new four panel comic but I took a break from watching the Expanse to do some earnest cartooning this week. I’ve been meaning to draw this one for a while since who doesn’t love drawing evil cultists and nudity? Check back next week for more entertaining religious cartoons.