THE MARQUIS DE SOD

Have you ever smelled freshly cut grass and thought, mmmmmmmmmm, it smells so good, I’d love to just beat that grass for pleasure?

Yeah, me neither. “Doctor Mark”, on the other hand, had been golfing for decades. He always felt at peace on the golf course, especially after conducting a delicate surgery. But then one day he realized, it’s ain’t the game I love, it’s the grass…

When he saw those voluptuous sod rolls arrive on the course one day he knew he had to have them in the worst way possible. And so that night, under the full moon, he gave in to his darkest desires.

And the Marquis de Sod was born.

Rumor has it that the depraved doctor left his wife, family, and successful medical practice to become a full time groundskeeper where he could enjoy his bizarre desires full time.

This may seem like a weird topic for a cartoon, but you can’t say society doesn’t have a thing for grass. We spend millions of dollars on irrigation and countless hours mowing, whacking, trimming, and watering lawns. Let’s face it, we’re a society of lawn sadists.

Incidentally, I can hear a lawnmower going right now as I write this cartoon commentary. I wonder if the guy pushing the mower is laughing maniacally to himself while he does it.

One final joke: Why did the Marquis de Sade get fired from the Fire Department?

His hose was too kinky.

Thanks for enduring this snappy episode of Grinsane. Tune back in at the end of the week for more bizarre and strange cartoons.