The voice of experience here. Goth and heavy metal types (especially those into black metal) put a lot of work into their wardrobes, and although they face many challenges due to their dress choices – from rain to unemployment – the most horrifying threat undoubtably comes from white cats, especially those with extra long fur. I personally wear quite a few black t-shirts and never realized what a terrible situation this was until I came into possession of not one but two white cats, including one with particularly long hair. Now I’m pretty much covered in visible cat fur all the time. Lint rollers can only do so much. Assuming you love your pets, there is no option but surrender. For goths and metalheads, white cats create great visual contrast, but they are wardrobe suicide. Make wise choices at the animal shelter – I didn’t.
They should really be thanking him.
Do Werewolves Carry Rabies?
Does Jason wear a hockey mask? No doubt these half-man, half-wolf creatures are capable of contracting this terrible disease, and some have even theorized (incorrectly) that the entire idea of werewolves originated from stories associated with the rabies virus.
Those of us who know better (horror fans) understand that werewolves come in many shapes and sizes — some are part of an ancient race of shapeshifters while others have “The Curse” that causes transformation during the full moon (people with this affliction often wake up naked at the zoo). Still others are ordinary people who simply drink too much and turn into complete maniacs. People with this affliction often wake up at the police station.
Tonight is a full moon, by the way, so make sure to hang your wolfsbane in the window and if you do happen to see a canined lycanthrope at the 24 hour vet, give him a scratch behind the ears and thank him for acting responsibly. After all, if you happen to get bit and undergo transformation, do you really want to start your lunar rampage hallucinating and foaming at the mouth?
Thanks for reading! Howl at the full moon tonight and check back next week for more horror comedy cartoon from Grinsane!