Many people have mixed feelings about hunting, but managed properly, it can actually be good for the environment. There are way too many people on this planet!
This comic arose from a theoretical question I was pondering while out hiking during hunting season — what if for every 100 deer licenses issued to humans, there was one human license issued to a Predator. The Predator would only be allowed to harvest one human, and it couldn’t be a pregnant female. Would people still go hunting for deer?
Personally, I think the 1-in-100 odds might be a little discouraging to your average person. But bump them up to 1 human per 1000 deer and…?
Please leave me a comment if you have an opinion on the matter.
Also, if you think a movie sequel could be made around this concept.
One thing is for sure, under the new rules, hunters would really earn their trophies — if not becoming one first.
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I’m completely tanked. I estimate 100 kids showed up on Halloween night, and since my wife was working late, I single-handedly worked the fog machine, the werewolf megaphone, and handed out candy. All worthwhile, though. Our stoop was fully decorated and several of the kids even commented on how awesome it was. “You have the best house,” said one, before I gave him two more handfuls of premium Halloween candy.
We saw the new Halloween movie the week before. A pretty solid sequel, I thought, but I must be getting old — the best part of the movie for me was watching JLC deal with her PTSD, and MM’s initial escape (I don’t think those are spoilers if you haven’t seen the movie — you didn’t think Michael Myers wasn’t going to escape, right?). I feel like this with a lot of horror movies, though — I’m more into seeing how the cuckoo clock is assembled than watching the bird pop out of the hole 12 times.
SPOCK, HUH, WHAT?
If you are a regular visitor to this site or fan of the Halloween movies, you probably don’t need this cartoon explained. But just in case not, geek out with this video:
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In the original Frankenstein (you know, that book thing), Doctor Frankenstein’s scorned “fiend” wants nothing more out of life than to hook up with a sexy Frankenchick he can escape with to some remote location (preferably with a cabin and a hot tub) to watch Netflix and chill.
Dr. Dickhead agrees to the plan, and creates a smoking hot Frankenbabe in his laboratory. Looking at his splendid creation, however, Frankenstein is horrified at the possibility of creating a race of monsters should his manufactured offspring ever crawl under the sheets together.
So that’s when he…
The cartoon tells the rest of the story, deviating just slightly from the book. Udo Kier gives his stamp of approval.
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I think it’s fair to say that if your child is possessed by the Evil One, and you solicit the help of a priest, stay in the room to keep an eye on things during the ceremony.
Seriously, can you find a reliable priest for an exorcism anymore? And by reliable, I mean one that isn’t a demon himself? Surely there has been an uptick in untreated demonic possession since these priests started getting outed. People are afraid to let them in the house, much less be alone with their kids, giving the true hell spawn unfettered access to your offspring, resulting in a nonstop stream of blasphemy and projectile vomit. Admittedly, some of the things these possessed children say are kind of funny, cute even, but that infernal pea soup barf is almost impossible to scrape off the walls.
Beware of creepers amongst the clergy
Now that we’ve discussed the church, let’s talk about the Exorcist, one of the few movies I find truly terrifying. I rarely watch this film because I end up seeing little Linda Blair Regan MacNeil’s creepy possessed face in the shadows for at least a month after I view it. In fact, while I was drawing this cartoon (which took forever, since four panels is four times the work that I usually put in), my wife put on the film and I told her no way, change the movie, and we watched Species instead — a movie in which the greatest horror is listening to Ben Kingsley attempt to speak English with an American accent.
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Smells like rotten human, dead cat, and radiator fluid. Kind of like a port-o-potty at a NASCAR race.
I based this comic on the iconic scene from Alien 3 where Ripley comes cheek-to-face with her biomechanical nemesis (a xenomorph, in the Alien parlance). However, instead depicting the bald, military Ripley from that film, I drew her more like the original Ripley – with her amazing mop. I wasn’t going to let the question of cinematic accuracy distract me from the pleasure of cartooning a fantastic hairdo.
CERTS IN SPACE
Shaving Ripley bald may have been the first mistake of Alien 3, a notorious box office flop. Actually, I think all but the ending of the movie (heresy) is plenty okay, especially compared to some of what has followed. Truly the Alien franchise is a classic example of “nothing beats the original.” However, the “Alien kiss” scene in 3 has definitely transcended the movie it was hatched in and withstood the test of time, not to mention sending a message to future astronauts: bring extra breath mints.
Someone toss that alien a Tic Tac
This cartoon was a last minute addition while I continue work on my epic “Attack of the Late Summer” ants series (three thematically related cartoons detailing my ongoing battle with the sinister ants who keep invading the house).
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