Statistically speaking, you’ve probably been in an online meeting with someone like this and never even realized it.
Zoom and Gloom
Most of us have probably done the “tie up top, shorts below” Zoom call at this point and who hasn’t juggled a few plants and books to improve their peripheral mise en scène? But this psychopath takes off-screen antics to another level. Give him a break, though — before the pandemic struck he probably had a cubicle in a downtown office where he was the life of in-person meetings and known for his oozy shoulder rubs and powerful cologne. Thanks to delicious bat stew he was forced to convert his satanic trophy dungeon into a home office. I’m told there are tax benefits.
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This probably actually happens sometimes.
Locksmith strikes me as one of those professions where people see it all. After all, the job of a locksmith is to unlock things that other people want locked up for some good (or nefarious) reason. Things including, ahem, their fellow humans.
Release the Gimp
I rewatched Pulp Fiction again recently which was doubtlessly the inspiration for this cartoon. Ironically, the version I watched was censored on commercial television and the gimp scene was completely cut out of the film! That may sound like sacrilege but since I was watching the movie with my mother I was totally cool with the edits. I’m not sure she would have really understood what was happening and I didn’t want to be the one to explain it to her. Not that I really understand this gimp thing myself – all I know for certain is they are fun to draw!
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