Statistically speaking, you’ve probably been in an online meeting with someone like this and never even realized it.
Zoom and Gloom
Most of us have probably done the “tie up top, shorts below” Zoom call at this point and who hasn’t juggled a few plants and books to improve their peripheral mise en scène? But this psychopath takes off-screen antics to another level. Give him a break, though — before the pandemic struck he probably had a cubicle in a downtown office where he was the life of in-person meetings and known for his oozy shoulder rubs and powerful cologne. Thanks to delicious bat stew he was forced to convert his satanic trophy dungeon into a home office. I’m told there are tax benefits.
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