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Kill Born

Kill Born published on April 28, 2022 Read more posts by the author of Kill Born, svatos No Comments on Kill Born

This uncomfortable procedure is also known as a Reverse C-Section or sometimes an F-Section or Fred Section. Fortunately there are no documented instances of this procedure ever taking place in hospitals that exist outside of the world of cartoon nightmares.

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Caeser Salad Section

Originally this cartoon was going to be the Birth of Freddy Junior with joyful father Freddy proudly observing behind glass but I threw out the bathwater on that concept and just kept the baby. I also tried some other options with the umbilical cord but there were too many entanglements with Freddy severing his own nutrient tube. Although this cartoon isn’t canon it seem like a plausible nightmare scenario in any of the previous movies (or future ones?) The original movie had alternate endings so maybe alternate beginnings are in order, too.

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Tags 80s horror, a nightmare on elm street, c-section, caesarian, child birth, classic horror movies, classic horror villain, doctor, dreams, freddy krueger, horror movies, hospital, nightmares, nurse, pregnancy

FRED Talks

FRED Talks published on August 23, 2019 Read more posts by the author of FRED Talks, svatos No Comments on FRED Talks

Ideas worth dreading.

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WELCOME TO PRIMETIME, BITCH

Apparently they won’t let Freddy Krueger speak at “the other conference”, so he had to form his own — FRED Talks. No idea what the acronym FRED stands for, but you can posit a guess in the comments below. If you’ve seen the A Nightmare on Elm Street movies, you know that Freddy is never lacking for something to say, so he has no problem spinning up new expletive-laden presentations full of creepy ideas and bad puns. This differs markedly from many of his 80s horror movie colleagues who have remained deadly silent over the years, keeping their motivations and methods to themselves. Selfish bastards.

FRED TALKS 2020

Just a few items from the upcoming schedule:

Manufacturing Your Own Razor Gloves
How to Turn a Pretty Boy Into a Waterbed
Jungian Symbols in Your Nightmares
Dreaming of Waterfalls, Or Why Did I Pee The Bed?

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Tags 80s horror, a nightmare on elm street, conference, dreams, FRED Talks, freddy krueger, guru, joke, motivational speaker, nightmare on elm street, nightmares, parody, satire, self help, TED Talks

Freddy Krueger Japanese Steak House Cartoon

Fredihana

Fredihana published on July 5, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Fredihana, svatos No Comments on Fredihana

Quite the dream chef.

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FOOD TO DIE FOR

We haven’t seen Freddy Krueger in the theater for a long time now, which only leads one to assume 1) the Dream Warriors finally wiped him out for good; or 2) He’s gotten a new job. I’m going with the latter. And what better place to employ his flashy knife skills than a Japanese steakhouse? Oddly, this cartoon has me totally craving this type of food now. I wonder if the chefs at Benihana dress like Freddy for Halloween?

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Tags 80s horror, a nightmare on elm street, benihana, celebrity chef, chef, food, freddy krueger, horror icon, japanese steakhouse, knife, knives, nightmare on elm street, shrimp

Free Knife Sharpening

Free Knife Sharpening published on January 6, 2018 Read more posts by the author of Free Knife Sharpening, svatos No Comments on Free Knife Sharpening

After a busy Halloween or Friday the 13th it’s not uncommon to find one’s machete or butcher knife completely dulled out from high use, and that’s when Grinsane Blades free knife sharpening service comes in handy.

When all is said and done, killing teenagers is really not that profitable (unless you’re a movie producer), so even classic horror villains are looking to save money anywhere they can.

All Grinsane Blades asks for this fine free service is that when you are ready to purchase a new blade, you talk to someone else first. We have nothing sharp for you in our store, only soft and fuzzy things. If you need something with points, spikes, or a fine edge, there are always great deals to be had at Wal-Mart or Home Depot.

(You may be wondering why the comic says “Bob’s Blades”. This is because Bob’s Blades came under new ownership last Halloween night. Grinsane owns it now. Still looking for Bob. Sign not updated. Enough said…)

Tags a nightmare on elm street, cartoon, comic, freddy krueger, friday the 13th, full moon, halloween, horror movies, jason, jason voorhees, michael myers, movie parody, nightmare on elm street, psycho, scream

Caeser Salad Section

WELCOME TO PRIMETIME, BITCH

FRED TALKS 2020

FOOD TO DIE FOR

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