Ah, the joy of fatherhood, of seeing the devilish fruit of one’s loins grin insanely from the baby cart. Unfortunately, most newborns look about the same which is why they so often get mixed up or swapped out in the hospital with the error discovered only years later.
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Broom Fuel
This witch broom is powered on pure evil, none of that unleaded or ethanol diluted malevolence. And no gasoline, either! The reason for that should be obvious (brooms are made of straw and wood, gasoline is flammable, witches have a bad history with fire… enough said).
Fast Food for Carnivorous Plants
Even carnivorous plants have fallen victim to the rising trend of corporate food and instant gratification – and who can blame them? Let’s face it, fried ants taste better!
Free Knife Sharpening
After a busy Halloween or Friday the 13th it’s not uncommon to find one’s machete or butcher knife completely dulled out from high use, and that’s when Grinsane Blades free knife sharpening service comes in handy.
Fix Anything
It’s not easy being a zombie. If you ever find yourself part of the walking dead, make sure to shamble to the closest Home Depot and stock up on the essentials. Personally, when it comes to duct tape, I’m a big fan of Gorilla Tape which I’ve used to fix a swamp cooler and cat proof a kitchen. Unfortunately, the stuff takes paint right off the walls.