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Premature Burial Cartoon Comic

Premature Burial

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Premature Burial Cartoon Comic

No one wants to be buried alive, but if you are… try to have a pack of smokes and a good book with you. It’s all about attitude, you know. To paraphrase Conan the Barbarian: “The grave is a great place to catch up on reading.”

Vampire Pee in Snow Cartoon

Red Snow

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Vampire Pee in Snow Cartoon

Well, it makes sense, doesn’t it? What goes in, must come out, and in the case of a vampire, it’s going to be crimson colored.

Knife Sharpening

Free Knife Sharpening

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Knife Sharpening

After a busy Halloween or Friday the 13th it’s not uncommon to find one’s machete or butcher knife completely dulled out from high use, and that’s when Grinsane Blades free knife sharpening service comes in handy.

Park Rules

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Once again, let it be known that werewolves along with all other canines are not allowed on the grass during the reseeding effort. The lawn is still absolutely tanked after the massive LARP war that took place outside of the Grinsane studio several months ago. The owner is a real stickler about this. Please follow the rules, lycanthropes, and do your killing in the forest or the dog park. This is your last warning before we break out the hose!

Vampire Burnt by Sunlight

Vampire Moms

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Vampire Burnt by Sunlight

Even undead moms are still full of advice! Its good advice, too, if you are a young vampire child who wants nothing more than to run outside at high noon and rock on the teeter totter with the other children. Sorry, Vlady, it don’t work that way! Listen to your vampire mom, she’s been around the castle a few times.

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