A deranged killer, most likely a renegade party clown, has inflated another victim and vanished into thin air. Fortunately, the Grinsane Police Department (GPD) is on the case, deciphering the clues before they float away.
A disturbing note was found at the scene of the crime. It reads:
Paranoid, sitting in a deep sweat.
Thinking, I’ve got to inflate somebody before the week ends
The sound of compressed air excites me
Sit down and watch you float away.
Apparently turning humans into squeaky animal sculptures is not this maniac’s only talent.
Hard to say who has jurisdiction in cases like this — the human police or the dog catcher. Werewolves always seem to slip through the cracks when something like this happens. “I have no idea how I woke up in this cage, please let me out!” that sort of thing. And if the werewolf also happens to be a lawyer? Might as well leave the lock off the cage.
Vicious Cycle
Catching werewolves is always exciting for animal control. It’s a dangerous part of the job that seldom gets mentioned during the interview process. Incidentally, many animal control officers are now werewolves themselves. One little nip from a furry fiend and soon you are running with the pack…
Along with all of your snacks, furniture, and comic books. At least the victim in this cartoon made a noble effort to get rid of the alien attacker by… um… using his remote control? Sorry, dude, you can’t just turn off a blob attack like a bad horror sequel on Netflix — should have kept a flamethrower under that purple couch.
BLOB-ON-BLOB CRIME
Now before some of you go accusing me of “fat shaming” people that lay around on the couch eating pizza and popcorn all the time, let me point out:
1) the guy ain’t all that fat (he’s only a blob in the evenings and that gut tucks in real well with a belt).
2) it’s a self portrait.
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To pour ice water on your head, snort cinnamon, and eat 13 Tide Pods during the Worm Moon. Also, torch the library, kill your parents, and hang yourself from the church steeple.
Hoax? Maybe, maybe not. Parents are still trying to figure out how to use email, so what do they really know about creepy meme challenges on Whatsapp? Don’t worry, though — Kim Kardashian says Momo is real which should be enough to mobilize President Trump on the issue.
Kim sez Momo iz a nono.
APOTHEOSIS OF A PUPPET
Others say the Momo is kaput, like Momo creator Keisuke Aiso who claims to have destroyed his own creation (the sculpture, not the meme). But as every horror fan knows, you don’t just kill the bogeyman, especially on the internet which was designed to withstand a nuclear holocaust. Because of this, Momo will continue to challenge children and horrify parents for at least another month or two before being replaced by another tech age challenge like licking poisonous toads or drilling a hole in one’s head and packing it with alka seltzer.
Thanks for reading! Possible horror double header of vampire toons next week – check back soon!
P.s. Momo commands you to share this cartoon using the buttons below.
It’s a Parking Enforcement Officer’s wildest dream come true — a red zone that extends not just one or two city blocks, but across an entire planet!
NASA needs to hurry and up and collect their derelict rover before it gets impounded. The Martians have been watching us for years (plotting invasion, of course) and don’t want to see their pristine planet junked up like ours. All that ample desert space needs to be kept clear for future human meat processing plants and stockyards.
GOODBYE OPPORTUNITY
That little robot kicked ass. Apparently it was supposed to knock off over a decade ago, but instead continued to putter around Mars, taking photos and doing donuts in the dirt. Read up on its accomplishments here.
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