MOMO COMMANDS YOU…

To pour ice water on your head, snort cinnamon, and eat 13 Tide Pods during the Worm Moon. Also, torch the library, kill your parents, and hang yourself from the church steeple.

Hoax? Maybe, maybe not. Parents are still trying to figure out how to use email, so what do they really know about creepy meme challenges on Whatsapp? Don’t worry, though — Kim Kardashian says Momo is real which should be enough to mobilize President Trump on the issue.

APOTHEOSIS OF A PUPPET

Others say the Momo is kaput, like Momo creator Keisuke Aiso who claims to have destroyed his own creation (the sculpture, not the meme). But as every horror fan knows, you don’t just kill the bogeyman, especially on the internet which was designed to withstand a nuclear holocaust. Because of this, Momo will continue to challenge children and horrify parents for at least another month or two before being replaced by another tech age challenge like licking poisonous toads or drilling a hole in one’s head and packing it with alka seltzer.

Thanks for reading! Possible horror double header of vampire toons next week – check back soon!

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