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Campfire Confession

Campfire Confession published on June 24, 2022 Read more posts by the author of Campfire Confession, svatos No Comments on Campfire Confession

It’s not the kill, it’s the thrill of the flaming marshmallows and melting chocolate. Also, ghost stories and the occasional flash flood.

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Camp Cooking

No hunting trip to Earth is complete without a campfire and s’mores. At the end of the day it doesn’t really matter how many humans you’ve bagged as long as the food and conversation is good.

Do Predators have molars in those crab-like maws of theirs? This comic assumes they do and have no problem masticating graham crackers.

Looking forward to Prey later this summer, including watching the movie in the Comanche language.

Tags aliens, campfire, camping, food, human trophies, hunting, marshmallows, predator, predators, prey, science fiction, smores, trophy hunting, yautja

Blobbered

Blobbered published on September 20, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Blobbered, svatos No Comments on Blobbered

Detective skills at their finest. The Grinsane Police Department at the top of their game.

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THE BLOB: IT EATS YOU ALIVE

Along with all of your snacks, furniture, and comic books. At least the victim in this cartoon made a noble effort to get rid of the alien attacker by… um… using his remote control? Sorry, dude, you can’t just turn off a blob attack like a bad horror sequel on Netflix — should have kept a flamethrower under that purple couch.

BLOB-ON-BLOB CRIME

Now before some of you go accusing me of “fat shaming” people that lay around on the couch eating pizza and popcorn all the time, let me point out:

1) the guy ain’t all that fat (he’s only a blob in the evenings and that gut tucks in real well with a belt).

2) it’s a self portrait.

Thanks for reading! Creep, leap, or slide back here next week for another horror comedy cartoon from Grinsane.

Tags 50s horror, alien, alien invasion, aliens, beer, beer belly, blob, classic horror, couch potato, crime, detective, gpd, grinsane police department, horror comedy, junk food, police, popcorn, snacks, the blob

Lunar Lunacy

Lunar Lunacy published on July 19, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Lunar Lunacy, svatos No Comments on Lunar Lunacy

Admittedly, I took some artistic liberties here and only three of these panels are true.

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HAPPY LUNAVERSARY

I wasn’t born before the first moon landing so I only imagine how exciting it was to be a part of that moment in history. It’s still an awesome thing to contemplate. Humans were really up there? Wearing moonboots and bouncing around on that golden orb that werewolves bark at? Nowadays top headlines are about breaking into into Area 51 and the purchase and drinking of skankwater. It’s hard to imagine mankind walking on the moon without VR gear. Dare I say I can actually understand why some people refuse to believe we were ever up there.

ABOUT THAT BUSTY SERPENTINE ELDRITCH MOON FERTILITY GODDESS…

Yes, there is a point here. People used to worship the moon many moons ago and I think it’s interesting that in 1969 humans finally reached one of their gods. The first panel contain the obelisk from 2001: A Space Odyssey, a movie which explores that idea as well. But since this is a Grinsane webcomic and not a thesis on religion, somehow the moon goddess took on an alien head and six breasts and three umbilical ports and…

Thanks to all who made Apollo 11 possible, and thanks for reading Grinsane!

Tags alien, aliens, apollo, apollo 11, astronaut, deity, god, goddess, lunar, moon, moon base, outer space, science, science fact, science fiction, space travel

Sentimental Spawn

Sentimental Spawn published on May 10, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Sentimental Spawn, svatos No Comments on Sentimental Spawn

Happy Mother’s Day!

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HOST MOTHERS ARE MOTHERS TOO

It’s always easy to overlook the hard work of our mothers who brought us into this world and dealt with the countless horrors of raising us (mucus, diapers, children’s television programming). But no mother is more neglected in this regard than the host mothers who endure the pains of pregnancy only to realize later they have given birth to aliens, Children of the Damned, and occasionally, the Anti-Christ himself.

ROSEMARY REMEMBERED

This Mother’s Day, take a [brief] pause from celebrating your own mother and raise your jeweled chalice to the forgotten horror moms who have done so much to bring forth the Apocalypse, both alien and demonic. Host mothers, your hard work is appreciated!

Tags alien, aliens, antichrist, children, children of the damned, classic horror, classic horror movies, damien, devil child, holiday, horror, mom, moms, motherhood, mothers, mothers day, movie parody, omen, ovomorph, science fiction, the omen, village of the damned, xenomorph

Red Zone

Red Zone published on February 22, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Red Zone, svatos No Comments on Red Zone

Yep, they’re everywhere and never miss an Opportunity.

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PLANET RED ZONE

It’s a Parking Enforcement Officer’s wildest dream come true — a red zone that extends not just one or two city blocks, but across an entire planet!

NASA needs to hurry and up and collect their derelict rover before it gets impounded. The Martians have been watching us for years (plotting invasion, of course) and don’t want to see their pristine planet junked up like ours. All that ample desert space needs to be kept clear for future human meat processing plants and stockyards.

GOODBYE OPPORTUNITY

That little robot kicked ass. Apparently it was supposed to knock off over a decade ago, but instead continued to putter around Mars, taking photos and doing donuts in the dirt. Read up on its accomplishments here.

Thanks for reading! Check back next week for another horror comedy toon from Grinsane.

Tags aliens, mars, mars rover, martians, opportunity, parking, parking enforcement, police, robots, science, science fiction, spaceship

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Camp Cooking

THE BLOB: IT EATS YOU ALIVE

BLOB-ON-BLOB CRIME

HAPPY LUNAVERSARY

ABOUT THAT BUSTY SERPENTINE ELDRITCH MOON FERTILITY GODDESS…

HOST MOTHERS ARE MOTHERS TOO

ROSEMARY REMEMBERED

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