Bye bye bloodbaths.
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
It takes a lot of blood to fill a tub, which requires a lot of bodies, and acquiring bodies for bathing purposes ain’t what it used to be. Enter the modern shower + an extra faucet for the warm red stuff.
This cartoon is completely theoretical, of course. The real-life Countess Bathory was [thankfully] sealed up with bricks in a tower hundreds of years ago. If anyone deserved to be bricked in a tower it was the Blood Countess, having killed hundreds of young peasant women and bathing in their blood in order to retain her youth. Only a daring escape and a secret continuity of ritual blood baths would allow her to continue living today, maybe somewhere in your neighborhood perhaps?