After a busy Halloween or Friday the 13th it’s not uncommon to find one’s machete or butcher knife completely dulled out from high use, and that’s when Grinsane Blades free knife sharpening service comes in handy.
When all is said and done, killing teenagers is really not that profitable (unless you’re a movie producer), so even classic horror villains are looking to save money anywhere they can.
All Grinsane Blades asks for this fine free service is that when you are ready to purchase a new blade, you talk to someone else first. We have nothing sharp for you in our store, only soft and fuzzy things. If you need something with points, spikes, or a fine edge, there are always great deals to be had at Wal-Mart or Home Depot.
(You may be wondering why the comic says “Bob’s Blades”. This is because Bob’s Blades came under new ownership last Halloween night. Grinsane owns it now. Still looking for Bob. Sign not updated. Enough said…)