Do Androids dream of electric sheep? Do elephants dream of smooshing “big game” hunters with nothing better to do than kill for pleasure the world’s remaining wildlife?
THAT SKANK WHO SHOT THE GIRAFFE
I had the idea for this cartoon over a year ago, including the line “that skank who shot the giraffe.” I imagine all of the names in this comic being said in an Arya Stark voice, and probably had the idea while watching Game of Thrones. Sadly, at the time I was thinking of some other skank (trashy female), but then just last week here come photos of a new skank proudly posing with an 18-year-old giraffe she just capped for no other reason than “it wuzz hur dream.”
Well, fuck all y’all great white hunters and your fanciful stories of doing “conservation work” by blasting creatures and feeding the starving villagers. Go check your psychopathy into a mental hospital or find some other outlet for your need to stalk and shoot things (photography? paint ball?)
Thanks for reading!