THE BLOB: IT EATS YOU ALIVE

Along with all of your snacks, furniture, and comic books. At least the victim in this cartoon made a noble effort to get rid of the alien attacker by… um… using his remote control? Sorry, dude, you can’t just turn off a blob attack like a bad horror sequel on Netflix — should have kept a flamethrower under that purple couch.

BLOB-ON-BLOB CRIME

Now before some of you go accusing me of “fat shaming” people that lay around on the couch eating pizza and popcorn all the time, let me point out:

1) the guy ain’t all that fat (he’s only a blob in the evenings and that gut tucks in real well with a belt).

2) it’s a self portrait.

Thanks for reading! Creep, leap, or slide back here next week for another horror comedy cartoon from Grinsane.