Historically, a witch would not go to the pet adoption center in search of a familiar, but today things have changed, and one can indeed find a soul mate / minion / accomplice / master of darkness at the pound.

They say black cats have a harder time getting adopted because people think they are evil. Well, here’s some breaking news for any of you who would reject a cat on the basis of color: black cats aren’t evil, you’re just stupid! People are evil, and cats are just cats. Except for the one in this cartoon. Yeah, he’s definitely evil. You’ll be seeing more of him.

Don’t be a cat racist! Black cats matter, too!