Posts tagged vampire mom

Baby Teeth

Baby Teeth published on March 29, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Baby Teeth, svatos No Comments on Baby Teeth

She dares not to bare.

THE BOOB VERSUS THE BOTTLE

I known several human mothers who have experienced the “little nipper” problem to the point of misery, so I can only imagine the horror felt by vampire moms when the baby fangs arrive. Bottle feeding is the only practical solution in these cases. Just please, for the health of the baby, use real blood and not blood formula.

VLADY JUNIOR – BITE OF THE BAT BOY

Please don’t think I’m making light of a sensitive subject. Grinsane takes its responsibilities seriously not only as a source of quality horror comedy cartoons, but supernatural anthropology. You come here to laugh. You come here to learn.

I hope you enjoyed this week’s double undeader of vampire comics. Check back next week for more strange toons!

Tags baby teeth, bloodsuckers, boobs, breast feeding, children, evil children, lucinda, parents, park, undead, vampire, vampire children, vampire mom, vampire problems

Night of the Bouncing Dead

Night of the Bouncing Dead published on March 27, 2019 Read more posts by the author of Night of the Bouncing Dead, svatos No Comments on Night of the Bouncing Dead

They refuse to fix the sheets in the coffin when they wake up, too.

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BED BEHAVIOR

I’m not sure why children aren’t allowed to jump on beds in the absence of a trampoline (I wasn’t), but the universal ban on this thrilling activity apparently applies to the vampire world as well as the human one. Fortunately, unruly bed bouncing eventually runs its course when human children learn how to skateboard and vampire children learn how to transform into bats and fly.

DOUBLE UNDEADER

I’ve been having fun with this vampire mom character and her unruly pack of bloodsucking brats. She’s scheduled to make another appearance on Friday, so make sure to check back soon!

Tags bat boy, bloodsucker, children, coffin, mothers, sleep, undead, vampire, vampire baby, vampire mom, vampire problems, vampires

Vampire Moms

Vampire Moms published on January 2, 2018 Read more posts by the author of Vampire Moms, svatos No Comments on Vampire Moms

Even undead moms are still full of advice.

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VAMPIRE CHILDREN SHOULDN’T PLAY WITH FIRE

Or sunshine, for that matter.

Vampire children face many perils — running outside at noon to rock on the teeter totter isn’t really an option when your flesh boils in the sunlight.

Thanks for reading! Make sure to check out more vampire cartoons from Grinsane.

Tags children, creepy kids, full moon, halloween, haunted castle, mothers, undead, vampire, vampire mom, vampire problems, vampires

THE BOOB VERSUS THE BOTTLE

VLADY JUNIOR – BITE OF THE BAT BOY

BED BEHAVIOR

DOUBLE UNDEADER

VAMPIRE CHILDREN SHOULDN’T PLAY WITH FIRE

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