The second one this year, and the Grinsane Guarantee™ says there will be a new Friday the 13th cartoon posted whenever there is a Friday the 13th on the calendar or terrible things will occur (not just to me, but to all of us). Hint: tentacles, rust, creeping flesh, Katy Perry.

It’s a very EC Comics scenario in which the only way to stave off The Curse is to keep cartooning. So don’t say I never contributed to the welfare of my fellow man. Until we figure this thing out, these cartoons are the only thing standing between society and oblivion.

You can help, of course, by viewing, liking, and sharing the cartoons. That keeps me happy and less likely to release the Katy Kraken (ooops, TMI). Click the hockey mask for the latest appearance by Jason, or see all the Friday the 13th comics in the archives. Have a lucky one!

And I’m going downhill skiing. Great idea, eh, on the day known for bad luck? I’m also posting a new cartoon starring Friday the 13th’s most popular character, the Knights Templar. Remember, it was the Templars who infused this simple calendar date with such ominous overtones (they were arrested on Friday the 13th, 1307 for kicking too much ass).

Actually, I’m posting a Jason comic. Friday the 13th belongs to hockey boy now even though there’s nothing in common between Jason and the Templars other than hacking down the wicked. And mastery of weapons. And cool headgear. Okay, quite a bit in common. Speaking of cool headgear, click the hockey mask to view the new toon.

Have a great F13!

Is it true there is someone for everyone? Sure enough, in the world of pets. Just ask Buffalo Bill about his precious pooch or Paris Hilton about the barking burrito in her purse. Pets are willing to forgive most of our flaws, assuming we keep the food bowl full and the lotion in the basket. And apparently they now have their own holiday to honor them. After all, there is still plenty of room on the internet for photos of cats riding turtles.

Our beloved pets come in many shapes and sizes, and not all of them are furry. Daenerys has her scaly dragons, Jack Sparrow his parrot, and Pinhead his…

Enjoy these cartoons about pets from Grinsane. And remember to feed your familiars – if you don’t, well, they just might eat you!

It happens. Eating too many Marshmallow Peeps will shoot your glucose higher than a Hwasong-15 rocket. But here is the good news: This year select churches are offering FREE BLOOD SUGAR TESTING to anyone attending Easter Services (see end of post for comprehensive list).

Grinsane had a busy March with nine new cartoons released! There were two full moons this month, so your lycanthropic cartoonist had multiple werewolf episodes resulting in extra protein in his diet (tourists = yum!) and extra moonlight for working in the wee hours. In case you missed any comics, please click through:

April looks to be showered with more horror and science fiction cartoon comedy. Thank you for reading. Be a friend and tell a friend (buttons abound). Eat more broccoli. Adopt a kitten.

And here’s that list of churches I promised you. Easter fell on April 1 this year, which has sounded the Gjallerhorn for religious pranksters, so Grinsane made sure to research these institutions thoroughly before passing them along to you:

Chaotic Order Of Loki (The COOL Church)

Cult of Glurk

Go Grinsane!