PERSONAL SPACE WHILE BUYING PRODUCE

Inspired by a recent trip to Wal-Mart where I not only had a neck breather in the checkout line but I actually had to tell the person to back up so I could reach the little Pac Man machine to pay for my groceries. I’m not sure what people think they are accomplishing by snuggling up behind you in line, since there isn’t a whole lot one can do from the customer’s perspective to make the process go faster.

CENTAURS TO THE RESCUE

A few half human, half horse men could easily fix the personal space problem in our society. Not only do centaurs require extra room, they don’t take kindly to people fidgeting behind them (even walking behind them, for that matter). They would quickly eject those with a tendency to wriggle in too close. And dare they ever pat a centaur on the ass (“nice horsey”), the gene pool would be immediately improved.

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed this mythological special edition of Grinsane. Check back next week for more strange cartoons.