But what about you? Looking to snazz your shnozz? Grinsane Surgical Procedures will pump up your proboscis with warts, bumps, moles, and other witchy enhancements.

Be forewarned – plastic surgery is addictive. Once you tweak your beak, you’ll be banging on the door for more monstrous modifications. Look no further than Grinsane for:

Vampire Fangs (Free Lifetime Sharpening)
Werewolf Hair
Creeping Flesh
Demon Horns
Bat Ears
Tentacles
Forehead Cavity with Third Eyeball
Tails!

Don’t be afraid of plastic surgery, embrace it. What’s the worse that can happen?

Our skilled doctors are eager to start chopping. Cash only please. Unless you have an extra kidney or want to join one of our remote island experiments, then we can barter. Contact us to discuss options.

I hope you enjoyed the first multi-panel comic from Grinsane. Check back next week for more creepy cartoons and weird comedy comics.