As you might have guessed, Halloween is Grinsane’s favorite holiday (beats the others even on a weekday), which is why there have been four Halloween comics this month. If you haven’t seen them, your click finger has been summoned:
November comes rolling into town tomorrow like an overladen UPS truck, crushing the remains of smashed pumpkins in the street, bringing with it two months of nonstop Christmas music. Eeeek! Truly the sound of Jingle Cats is a horror worse than anything Halloween can conjure. Rest assured, Grinsane will do its best to help you through this difficult time with regular horror comedy cartoon updates.
The second one this year, and the Grinsane Guarantee™ says there will be a new Friday the 13th cartoon posted whenever there is a Friday the 13th on the calendar or terrible things will occur (not just to me, but to all of us). Hint: tentacles, rust, creeping flesh, Katy Perry.
It’s a very EC Comics scenario in which the only way to stave off The Curse is to keep cartooning. So don’t say I never contributed to the welfare of my fellow man. Until we figure this thing out, these cartoons are the only thing standing between society and oblivion.
You can help, of course, by viewing, liking, and sharing the cartoons. That keeps me happy and less likely to release the Katy Kraken (ooops, TMI). Click the hockey mask for the latest appearance by Jason, or see all the Friday the 13th comics in the archives. Have a lucky one!
Today is Star Wars Day, which means a special Star Wars episode of Grinsane awaits your perusal.
April was a suitably foolish month featuring seven Grinsane cartoons including one on the first Friday the 13th of 2018 (the next, and final one, is in July). To horror fans, Friday the 13th is becoming something of a mini Halloween, an island on the calendar en route to October when folks like me can finally start hanging rubber bats in the trees. My social media feeds were filled with countless images of Jason and other spooky stuff. It was quite lovely.
Incidentally, the Friday the 13th cartoon generated some online controversy, as several readers on Facebook felt that my Michael Myers looked like a Vegeta with an alien mask. I’ll admit, I had to look up Vegeta. I’m old, you know. Well, I guess Dragonball Z is kind of old now too. I also like to draw wild hair. Have you seen today’s cartoon yet?
One final announcement: Grinsane will now be updating once a week on Fridays (along with the occasional holiday special). Life demands less time in my cartoon dungeon and more in the *gulp* real world, so that’s where it’s at right now *sigh*. Please visit on Fridays for crazy cartoonery, and if you really want to stay in the loop, subscribe!
Enough words. Time to give this whole Star Wars thing the reverence it deserves. Click the droid with the purple pimp hat.
And I’m going downhill skiing. Great idea, eh, on the day known for bad luck? I’m also posting a new cartoon starring Friday the 13th’s most popular character, the Knights Templar. Remember, it was the Templars who infused this simple calendar date with such ominous overtones (they were arrested on Friday the 13th, 1307 for kicking too much ass).
Actually, I’m posting a Jason comic. Friday the 13th belongs to hockey boy now even though there’s nothing in common between Jason and the Templars other than hacking down the wicked. And mastery of weapons. And cool headgear. Okay, quite a bit in common. Speaking of cool headgear, click the hockey mask to view the new toon.
Is it true there is someone for everyone? Sure enough, in the world of pets. Just ask Buffalo Bill about his precious pooch or Paris Hilton about the barking burrito in her purse. Pets are willing to forgive most of our flaws, assuming we keep the food bowl full and the lotion in the basket. And apparently they now have their own holiday to honor them. After all, there is still plenty of room on the internet for photos of cats riding turtles.
Our beloved pets come in many shapes and sizes, and not all of them are furry. Daenerys has her scaly dragons, Jack Sparrow his parrot, and Pinhead his…
Enjoy these cartoons about pets from Grinsane. And remember to feed your familiars – if you don’t, well, they just might eat you!