Be careful when you go sniffing out ghosts.

Deathly Droppings

Listen up, Ghost Hunters. I get that sometimes a ghost needs to sucked up in a vacuum or eradicated, but usually ghosts just want to relax like the rest of us. Every ghost iin this country doesn’t need to be exposed, explained, and put on TV. Like this poor fella just wanting to take a dump and flip through the latest issue of Playghost Magazine. Leave well enough alone with the New Age homing beads and ghost detection equipment. Hunt down a roll of toilet paper for your spectral friends instead. And if you detect an odd smell from the abandoned house down the street — yep, could very well be a ghost shit.

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