He appears to be suffering from Equine Dysfunction.

Not So Horny

I’m not sure what’s going on here. I’m not even going make suggestions. There are a lot of sordid stories in mythology and this may be one of them. Maybe she was going to pole dance around it, maybe it broadcasts Netflix, I don’t know. Get your mind out of the medieval gutter. It’s a white unicorn and a purple fairy. This cartoon radiates nothing but purity.