Not exactly Nancy Reagan’s words, but there is truth there. Click here to view today’s cartoon and learn about the dilemma currently facing our feline friends.

What are those funny flowers growing on my little window sill? View today’s cartoon to find out.

Remember that car? You know the one — cherry red, self-driving, highly Satanic. Well, she was peacefully resting in a car crushing plant until a new Halloween tradition accidentally summoned her out of retirement. Click here to see what she’s been doing lately.

Or does it? View today’s cartoon to find out how the Halloween movie franchise manages to keep its characters rolling after over 40 years.

Power metal, doom metal, math metal, baby metal — the sheer number of these things borders on the ridiculous (especially the latter which doesn’t count as metal and should be destroyed). That said, there is one heavy metal subgenre whose time has finally come to spread its glorious wings and unleash fiery djent on fans and detractors alike. View today’s cartoon to learn more.