From Camp Crystal Lake. Jason has prepared a special card for you. Click here to see his handiwork. Sadly, Christmas will never be the same.

Four leaf clovers, three horned cows, two headed sheep — there are many strange and unusual phenomena in nature. But perhaps none more rare that which has been depicted in today’s cartoon.

And metalheads too. Your most deadly threat comes not from religious authorities, but from the danger right beneath your feet. Click here to witness true horror.

Living, breathing, free-thinking humans: zombies are tired of your ableism and life privilege. Enough is enough. Cancellation is in order. View today’s cartoon to find out more.

No Thanksgiving tradition is as revered as slicing the turkey. However, every family does this job a bit differently. Click here to see how it’s done in Texas — at least by one family.