Sometimes you need that piece of paper to get respect in this world. The truth is, Leatherface could be faculty in the Human Taxidermy Program at the University of Texas (if the program really existed – did I really need to tell you that?)
Don’t be offended by this cartoon, Longhorns. Gunnar Hansen was a UT student looking for a summer job when he took on the original Leatherface role and director Tobe Hooper took classes at UT Austin. So if one school is a candidate for this pioneering program in how to stuff humans with sawdust, this is it (or maybe the University of Florida which isn’t too far from Orlando and could supply human puppets for Disney World).
Thanks for reading my Grinsane thoughts, mwahaha. Y’all come back now, you hear?