For some, even getting close to a church results in a terrible rash.
HEAVY METAL POISONING
Do you break into a cold sweat or does your face swell up like balloon when entering a house of worship? Then perhaps you have undiagnosed allergies that you should be concerned about. For years I struggled with an overriding desire to vomit when exposed to religious mumbo jumbo, but now I just take a Benadryl and it puts me right to sleep. Works great on airplanes, at the bus stop, or visiting religious family members. Amen!
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