And you thought Gargamel was scary!
There are benefits of having Jason living in your forest. Not if you like to camp, hike, or hump in the lake, of course, but the birds love him.
No one wants to be buried alive, but if you are… try to have a pack of smokes and a good book with you. It’s all about attitude, you know. To paraphrase Conan the Barbarian: “The grave is a great place to catch up on reading.”
Thank you, moms of the world, for everything you do.
You know, maybe if these guys could speak they would express their internal pain with words instead of pointy sharp things.